Friend: any girl around you, then just begin by saying you’re looking very pretty today. See how she reacts
me: yeah, in my cubicle. I can’t talk to her; I don’t know her name also.
Friend: toh naam toh poochh le, woh toh free hota hai. [go, ask her name, that is free]
me: haan jaroor [yeah, sure]
Friend: I am waiting
me: itna jaldi nahi, I am scared 
[not this fast, I am scared]
Friend: chup re [shut up]
me: I have never done that in my life
Friend: girls like tech wizards
me: will wait for girl to come and ask me…
Friend: y?
me: I am scared
Friend: god didn’t give u a mouth?
me: I don’t know
Friend: scared of what?
me: he gave me, but forgot to give me courage
Friend: arre naam poonchhne main kya courage? [Why do you need courage in asking someone's name]
me: haan, but without reason
Friend: just pretend like you’re getting up for coffee
me: why am I asking her name ?
why can’t I mind my business ?
Friend: hey, seen u around for many days! Where r u from? She is in your cubicle for few months and you don’t know her name too.
me: yeah
Friend: my name is Veetrag, and u r? Then she will say
“Oh hi Veetrag! I am xyz”
there u go! Simple
me: I can’t do this, I have never done something like that
Friend: yes u can, Thank God, I asked your name otherwise we also would not be friends.
me: I am happy like this, I have many friends
Friend: we’re talking about cute girls, not any and all girls
me: I know only cute girls only
Friend: liar
me: sach !
Friend: you need to get out of your virtual computer world
Friend: and mix with real people
