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Just Chill!
I hate PHBs, not just because of there ignorance. Ignorance is not an issue, but when they pretend that they know everything, that is what bothers me more. I have no clue why this happens but once a person crosses the limit from normal being to become a PHB, he looses common sense; he crosses the threshold of being normal and achieves idiocracy.
If you guys have seen Office Space, you will remember the daily conversations between Lumbergh and Peter. As soon as Peter enters his cubicle Mr. Lumbergh will come to his cubicle, place the coffee mug of cubicle wall and …
Lumbergh: “We need to talk about your TPS reports. You forgot to add some important points to it”
Peter “I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time.”
Same thing used to happen to a friend of mine. His manager had recently been to a ‘top level conference’ and had got a red coffee mug with golden engraving ‘member of so-n-so club’. Manager’s routine was same as Lubergh’s, he will come to my friends cubicle and start the conversation:
Manager: We need to talk about the user guides that you sent for review. They were not formatted properly.
Friend: Yes sir, I think I made a mistake.
Manager: You should have referred to old reports; your report looks so different.
Friend (thinking): those reports were pathetic and had nothing in them, only good thing about them were they were formatted properly. My reports make sense but are not formatted, now what is more important?
Now this routine continued for few days, manager and his coffee mug. Finally my friend got an idea, he bought a coffee mug and in just 3 days manager stopped visiting his desk.
A post from airport
This airport looks great, one of the best I have seen in recent times. Best part about this is FREE WI-FI, I enjoy bandwidth and if it free, I love it
Journey to airport is also pretty nice. We just have to go to www.bmtcinfo.com and find out the volvo schedule and book the cab, that will pick you from your house and drop you to the nearest volvo pick up point. Phone number for this service are available at BMTC site.
This would be my last post from Bangalore. Many people have asked me ‘How are you feeling today? sad or happy?’ My answer to everyone is, this is a mixed feeling, I am sad for leaving the place, many many great friends I made over 3 years and happy that I am going to start a new life, I will be student once again. I would be enjoying the college life once again.
PS : this post is like notes because I was finding it very hard to type in using my iPod touch. JS is too heavy and it crashes safari very frequently.
Diary of Anonymous Cubicle Dweller – II : The F1 Club and Bangalore
continuation from Diary of Anonymous Cubicle Dweller – I : Mysore
The F1 Club
In Mysore we did not have internet access and only way to ‘kill’ time was to browse through ‘personal pages’. There were many games available, most popular were Stick Cricket, Gold Mine and Chopper. But the thing that attracted me the most was F1 Club at Jaykrishna’s page. I logged into it and was amazed to see the quality of content. When I joined it just had ~200 members. The most interesting part of club was Fantasy League, where we used to form teams, predict and after every race would check our standings. Newbie section contained details on aerodynamics/mechanical aspects [flash demos], F1 facts, statistics and a lot more. The bulletin board was much better than the BB we have.
Just after 2nd anniversary of the club, we had to shut it down as JK moved to secured location. But by that time, the club had moved from personal pages to Sparsh>Clubs and has reached a membership of more than 3000 users.
Anonymous Cubicle Dweller
After training I was posted to Bangalore, it was time just after ‘the 2005 flood’, city was messy and buses used to take ages to reach Silk Board. First day at office was a long wait; I was assigned to ‘research unit’ and was excited to work on something interesting. We had to wait till 4 PM to meet our HR and then I was told that I have been placed in J2EE team.
I was allocated a cubicle; I was sharing it with a very senior employee. He asked me few questions about Java and then gave me a set of presentation to go through, I read those presentations more than 20 times in next 2 weeks and did not understand a single word. No one used to talk, not in my cubicle but also in surrounding cubicles. Everyone would be in place by 8, leave by 5 and no one ever talked. I was confused, everyone around were senior employees whom to ask my doubts, and how to tell them that I am so dumb that I can’t understand anything at all.
In the bus too, no one used to talk, everyone seemed to be tired and lost. I was not happy and was not expecting this kind of life. But things changed as other people joined the team, groups started forming and people used to talk. But a bigger things was about to happen and that will change a lot…in next part.
Diary of Anonymous Cubicle Dweller – I : Mysore
The journey started three years back; that was one of the greatest moments of life. This was my dream company and whatever I was standing outside the gates of famed campus. First day, Ali and I were just looking around amazed by the beauty and facilities. Next day was the induction, sitting in front row (but one) we (Geo, Cijal, John, Ali, Owais and few more) were mesmerized by presentations and were dreaming of a bright future.
Training days were awesome, staying in a (~) five star hotel, doing some easy assignments, going through ‘champak’ and clearing exams, ordering pizza on every Raceday and kicking out roommate so we friends can enjoy F1. The basketball tournament where we had India – China in finals was amazing. Spending most of the weekend in the pool or bowling alley and going out to Dhaba for dinner…OMG! I am going to miss all that action.
I still remember the first salary, it was in 4 digits but still it felt like a treasure, I wanted to go to Strand and spend everything (and I almost did it). I bought my first digital camera and used it to cover Mysore Dussehra and Vintage car show.
The Gurukul : Gurukul – The GEC newsletter was the first assignment that I got involved in. The team was full of editors but there was not a single designer, I joined the team and had to release in 3 days. Amee, Kedar and I worked continuously for three nights and got it released. Its release on 5th September (teacher’s day) in front of a Chinese and Mauritius batch was one of the most memorable experiences. I met a lot of people while working on Gurukul and a few became friends for life.
Expedition Red Foot! :-)
Taking this tag from Siva
On one fine sunday, you wake up late and find red coloured footprints all over your room. Being lazy to worry about such stupid things that spoil your sunday, You turn on the TV from your bed. And It’s all over the news! Strange Red Footprints all over the city. The newsreader says that it appeared all of a sudden and it is made up of some divine un-erasable material. Puzzled, you slowly get out of your bed and place your feet on the floor. Two new Red Footprints appear beneath your feet. You are the special one! And the only one! And all these Red Footprints that you saw on TV are all yours. So, If this really happens now, I have a few questions for you -
1. Which is the farthest place from home, in which humanity will find your Red Footprints?
—Kanyakumari, but soon it is going to change will be away from home farthest, this thought itself scares me.
2. What is the highest place(above Mean Sea Level) you’ve left your Red Footprints?
—Somewhere between Bangalore-Ahmedabad, of course in an airplane. [ If Airplanes are not counted, then it has to be Kedarnath(3,584 m)]
3. What is the lowest place(below Mean Sea Level)?
—It has to be backwaters of Alleppey
4. What is the loneliest place you’ve been to?
—Thar Desert
5. What is the most crowded place you’ve been to?
—Shrinathji Temple, Nathdwara.
6. What is the most sacred place you’ve been to?
—Shikharji, Jarkhand
7. What is the scariest place you’ve been to?
— Elevator – I am really scared of the elevators which don’t have proper lighting.
8. What is the most enclosed place where you have left your foot prints? (like a cave?)
— Some cave in Devarayana Durga. [ I had chance to get in a very steep cave once I was travelling in Uttranchal but was too scared and did not try that]
9. Which place has the highest density of your Red Footprints(apart from home)?
— Fatehsagar Lake, Udaipur
10. Before you die, Where would you like to leave your footprints for the eternity to see?
— North Pole
11. Which is the most undisclosable place you’ve been to? (Disclose it here if you want to. Otherwise, just think about it and feel… err.. ashamed!)
— Secret Lab
12. Is there an unusual or weird place you’ve set foot on?
— In Chennai, to beat the summer heat, we friends used to climb the water tank on top of a 6 story building.
13. Where have you defied gravity and placed your Red footprint? (Ceilings? Walls?)
— In the village when Moong are kept for dehusking, we cousins used to jump over it from first floor of nearby buildings. [ and thus helping out bulls who were supposed to do the task
]
14. Who are the humans on whom you would find your footsteps?
— never tried that.
The Expansionist Meme
Harsha tagged me for the expansionist Meme. Here it goes:
Please thoughtfully consider the following, and choose one item for each of the categories below. (Be sure to describe your reasons for choosing)
One religious work from a non-familiar tradition you’ll read:
Zen. No particular book as such, but I want to read more about it.
One music video–that you like–from your “least likely to listen to’ genre:
Not technically a music video, but I did like the video of Wesley dancing in his college. And since I don’t listen to Tamil songs, it fits the “least likely to listen to genre” bit as well
A book from a genre you almost never read, that you have read, or you will read (promise!):
Fantasy Science Fiction, I was never a fan of that. Only books from that genre I have read are Hitchhiker’s Guide and Eye in the sky, which I did not like much. Would love to read more from Philip K Dick as his movies have impressed me a lot.
Somewhere you’d never thought to go on holiday/vacation, and why it might be fun to go there?
I have thought of vacationing at every place in the world, so it’s a very hard question for me to answer. Most probably it would be to climb Mt. Everest.
A specific food you’ve never tried, but will because of this meme, honest!:
Vegetarians always have limited option, so not much choice. I would like to try each and every variety of fruit that we get.
A sport or game you really hate, or haven’t tried yet, but are willing to give one more go:
American football, I don’t hate the game, I love watching it but have never got a chance to try it out, will surly try that. Or possible I will try Baseball or Baseketball
A style of dance you probably won’t try (we won’t make you promise on this one):
I will never try any form of dance. Probably sometime, I might dance the ‘There is a scorpion in my shirt and I can’t get it out’ dance.
A career job you don’t feel you’re suited for, and why:
I can’t be a Pointy Haired Boss, mainly because I don’t have pointy hair.
An item that’s “thinking out of the box’ for this meme that hadn’t been included:
This meme could have questions about your wild wish or weird wish. Another question would be If you had chance to choose your name by yourself, what it would be?..
It’s there’s one thing in life you wanted to do, and will do because of this meme, what will it be?
I would love to participate in extreme sports, but I don’t think I will ever get a chance to do so. I will definitely try to do some cycling related stunts.
Stanford – Dream College
Excerpt from a GSB student’s blog :
Because of this place, I will graduate with a changed mind, a changed perspective and a changed heart. I will take that into my workplace, into my relationships and into my community. Because of my fellow classmates and those who came to Stanford before us, I can change the world around me. I used to think the GSB motto, “Change Lives, Change Organizations, Change the World,” was lofty at best and unattainable at worst.
I was wrong.
After reading this I could just say WOW! He just explained everything about the Stanford in such a simple way, amazing! Isn’t this kind of experience we want from our colleges? Isn’t this what we want to do?
And a question to myself : Isn’t this worth waiting for, worth trying hard once again?
Great Weekend
For last few months, weekends have been a bit boring for me, as most of the friends from college have either gone on-site or have gone for higher education. But this weekend was AWESOME! AWESOME! It is rare that in just 48 hours all the hobbies can be taken care of.
Weekend started with a marathon five hour chat with a friend, there was a lot to discuss and it a occasion when friends from other side of the world can chat with you.
Saturday morning we (rb, prsn and scorpion032) went for Ranganathittu Bird Sanctuary on a photography trip and shot a lot of birds and few crocodiles too [pics and details of the trip coming soon].
Sunday morning there was nothing to do and Prasoon and Me where thinking how to kill time, we checked online and found few movie tickets available, we made a run for it and caught the ‘Speed Racer’. For Speed Racer I just have one line, it is the the Chocolate Factory of Willy Wonka for the racing fans.
Evening there was GP and there is nothing better than watching it with f1 passionate friends. At night there was a party and we ate like crazy.
What a weekend it was, travelling, photography, F1, cricket, food, movies all in one go. And the best part of it is that nothing was pre-planned. This weekend I got the much awaited mail too, am so excited.
I Hate to Say Goodbye
Geo, great friend for last seven years is leaving today for his MBA. Memories go back to college when we used to sit together in class and joke around full day. During cricket matches we will stand around at the local coffee shop and watch match while sipping lime juice, When there was match is Cochin we will guys will go together early morning and find the best places in stadium, if it was exam time we friends will sit together and he will make us understand difficult subjects like DSP and Software Engineering, when our exams won’t go well he would be the person to write a petition to Controller of Exam and we will put our signature.
Here in Bangalore we had to lot of fun too, at work and at home, studied for GMAT, applied to colleges and handled rejections, played a lot of games including Brian Lara Cricket, Geometry Wars, Burn Out and Collin McRae Rally, went for cricket match, made some funny videos, started YAP, built (tried) Web2Live and saw a lot of movies.
He has this amazing multitasking ability, during college exams he will come to our place, watch a movie with headphones and have a book in other hand and still managed to understand better than all of us. Now days he listens to podcast, reads feeds and watches cricket match at the same time and you ask him any question he would be able to answer. He is a gadget freak and owns a lot of gadgets and whenever we wanted to buy something he would be the person to consult.
He is a great guy, a genius who can go through all the information available and can summarize in the best possible way. I have learnt a lot from him and will surly miss him a lot.
Good Luck Geo as well as Cijal and Lipika, hope you guys have lot of fun.
Geo’s response : Thank you Veetrag for such a nice and touching tribute. Although its a bit Hollywoodish, because it doesnt point out my flaws and blemishes, but the I dont mind. I ll be Russell Crowe in Cinderella Man, or A Beautiful Mind.
Thank you everyone else for your wishes
My Hero
I wish to incorporate many qualities from Feynman’s life, either it be his free spirit nature, out of box thinking, pursuing interests in many varied fields, to make things as simple as possible or his approach towards life.
For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for nature cannot be fooled. – Feynman in his report to NASA about Challenger Disaster.

