Posts Tagged Humor
A Programmer’s Explanation to Inception
Spoiler Alert
void main(){
static int totem = 12345;
int level = 0;
int task = 45678;
int returnTotem = dreamSequence(task);
if (totem == returnTotem)
printf("you are real");
else{
printf("Stuck in limbo");
while(true);
}
}
int dreamSequence(unsigned int number) {
int totem = 12345;
level++;
int taskCompleted = 0;
// Task Processing
// Time Spent in function = f(t,level)
if( taskCompleted)
return totem;
return dreamSequence(task);
}
Champions :)
We are the T 20 World Champions
We are the U 19 World Champions
When will we be V 18 Champions?
Online Love?
friend: You are mad! (after reading one of the short stories I wrote)
me: why, what happened?
friend: you spend all your time in front of computer, now your stories also start and end with computers.
me: wrong, one ended over the phone 
friend: I am sure you will find your love online.
Open to: All, results viewable to: All
How many of you agree with my friend?
Agree
4 (18.2%)
Probably 13 (59.1%)
Disagree 5 (22.7%)
Oops she did it again!
Posted by veetrag in Uncategorized on October 5, 2007
During Mysore training, during our post project something happened to my oracle login. I asked my teammate to run the project with her login, when she tried NOTHING worked. We all were surprised that what could cause this problem as all databases were same. Finally I figured out the problem was coming as ‘NEXTVAL from dual’ queries are not working. To test what was the problem I tried ‘select SYSDATE from dual’ and it did not work.
We were trying to solve the problem and she said, when we had got our assignments to test ‘dual’ table first thing I did was create a dual table and after that day many of the things in db have not worked.
When we asked dba what can be done, we got the answer that the account has to be deleted and created again
username/password
Posted by veetrag in Uncategorized on October 5, 2007
Login: yes
Password: i dont have one
password is incorrect
Login: yes
Password: incorrect
This joke reminds me of a friend of mine, we all friends were in computer lab. She entered her password in ‘user’ field (to log into the system) and everyone saw that. When she realised that everyone has seen the password she said “OOPS! I have to change my Yahoo password now!”
Chak de reloaded!
Posted by veetrag in Uncategorized on September 24, 2007
(Sequel of Chak de India)
There was a team, nobody wanted to coach, no one was ready to sponsor. But one guy stood up to the challenge, the guy who was blamed for world cup final loss and he guided the team to world cup victory in Australia.
Now we had the team, which lost badly in World cup, still everyone wanted to coach them (but one guy refused too), they had no worries from sponsors. Unfortunately (or fortunately) the guy who was responsible for numerous losses did not become coach (he is still playing the game), the team went to World cup without a coach and managed to bring the cup home.
PS: I know guys, this should be written tomorrow, but I am so excited, can’t control myself.
PPS: one more similarity, most experienced person in both teams was not the captain.
Football and MotoGP
Posted by veetrag in Uncategorized on June 25, 2007
Gary Lineker once famously described football as “a simple game: 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and in the end the Germans win.”
And for the last few years, MotoGP has followed a similar formula: 20 bikes ride around for 45 minutes and at the end Valentino Rossi wins.
-BBC
Limit
Posted by veetrag in Uncategorized on May 24, 2007
Was reading about SEO ( Search Engine Optimizers) and found this on Google’s Help page :
Amazingly, we get these spam emails too:
“Dear google.com,
I visited your website and noticed that you are not listed in most of the major search engines and directories…”
Source : http://www.google.com/support/webmaster
Imagine
Posted by veetrag in Uncategorized on March 8, 2007
Imagine there’s no SOA
It’s easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only PL/SQL
Imagine all the people
Living for today…
Imagine there’s no services
It isn’t hard to do
Nothing to init or destroy for
And no containers too
Imagine all the software engineer
Living life in peace…
You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the world will be as one
Imagine no EJBs
I wonder if you can
No need for Local or Remote
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world…
You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the world will live as one
Story behind this: Yesterday I was trying to convince some person to use TopLink over PL/SQL procedures. In that process I said “Imagine, when this code was first written, if it was written in a proper (SOA) way how easier it would have been for us today to modify it”.